Chances Are

I guess four aces
Is a pretty good hand.
But I wouldn’t know
Cause I’m not a gambling man.

When it comes to health insurance
Well, I haven’t got a plan.
But I see the doctor once a year,
Cause I‘m not a gambling man.

I like to play the market
On margin when I can.
I love it out on Wall Street,
Cause I’m not a gambling man.

A lot of folks like playing cards,
But it really should be banned.
Cause gamblers lose out in the end,
And I’m not a gambling man.

Oh, sure I drive on freeways,
And going fast is grand.
But I don’t like taking chances,
Cause I’m not a gambling man.

Category: Humor, Poetry

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