Thar She Blows…NOT!

The day she said “I do”
She really meant I don’t.
It didn’t mean she couldn’t,
It simply meant she won’t.

Back when you were dating,
She did a glorious thing,
That she no longer has to do
Cause she now wears your ring.

I’m talking about oral sex,
A thing she did each day.
Now even if you beg and plead,
She’ll simply say “no way.”

Occasionally she may give in,
But it won’t be too often.
Guys tell me their birthday was
The last time that they got one.

Recall this little poem
As yours walks down the aisle,
For it explains the reason why,
She’s wearing a big smile.

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