My ex once had a boyfriend,
In days of long gone by.
Whose tool was big enough she said,
To make a grown horse cry. 

And all her girlfriends knew it
(You know how girls will talk.)
I guess he was a legend,
With that enormous cock.

Can’t ask her what he looked like,
She can’t recall his face.
But astronauts could see his thing
From up in outer space. 

Well I can lick my eyebrows,
And breathe through both my ears.
I guess that’s why he lost her,
And why she called me “dear.”

Eventually we parted,
It wasn’t meant to be.
Because it seems she never,
Aquired a taste for me!

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