There outta be a law against it,
And I’m sure there probably is.
Like, you can’t pull off the road
And leave your car and take a whiz.

You have to pay your taxes,
Though lots of people don’t.
And you have to pay your bills  on time,
But lots of people won’t.

Mostly you cannot smoke pot,
Or drive and have a brew.
And mostly you just get one wife,
But in Utah some have two.

You have to stop at red lights,
But most of us roll thru.
You can’t exceed the posted speed,
But seems we always do.

Yes, there outta be a law against it,
And I guess we should obey them.
But human nature tells us that,
It’s lots more fun to break em. 

Category: Humor

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